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39 Gross Things That Couples Would Never Admit Doing

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Dating someone is a special kind of work you do 24 hours a day. It’s certainly not an easy job, and there is a constant battle between trust, communication, and mutual respect. Figuring out how to deal with your significant other takes time and practise, including a lot of patience. But, eventually, there comes a point when you two get so comfortable with each other, that you do awkward stuff together. By awkward I mean uncomfortable, intimate, and sometimes gross. But love can take anything, so here are some of the grossest things couples do once they get cozy with each other.

1. Checking each others’ noses to see if there is crusty snot in there

So not romantic!

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2. Checking their ears for wax

On top of that, helping your partner scoop it out…

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3. Sccoping your partner’s gunk out of their eyes every morning

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4. Squeezing their spots in a place that’s hard to reach

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5. Or doing it just for fun!

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6. Smelling your partner’s armpits to check if they need to take a shower

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7. Smelling each others’ clothes to check if they need a wash

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8. Chatting while on the toilet

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9. When you are actually having a giant smelly poo, but still want to chat with your partner

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10. Scraping the hairball out of the shower drain and realizing it’s a mix of both your hair and pubic hair, too!

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11. Weeing in the shower together

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12. Hopping in the bath water when the other one is finishedd

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13. Sharing a towel, because sharing is caring!

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14. Sharing a toothbrush when you are on holiday

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15. Sharing a flannel as well

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16. Wearing old shirts when you are depressed

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17. Checking your teeth for food leftovers

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18. Eating dessert with the same spoon

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19. Licking your finger and rubbing food off their face

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20. Showing them your nipple hair

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21. Pulling out a hair from their backs

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22. Checking out a painful bump on their behind to see if it’s a spot

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23. Squeezing the bum spot

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24. Checking to see if they have a verruca on their feet

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25. Examining their foot to see if the peeling skin is athlete’s foot

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26. Examining a weird rash on their body

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27. Cleaning up after they throw up

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28. Kissing each other before even brushing teeth in the morning

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29. Having sex when you haven’t showered for a while

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30. Helping them with ingrown hairs

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31. Not flushing the toilet if you just peed because you don’t want to waist water

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32. Leaving the nail clippings on the carpet or on the side of the bedroom table

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33. Sharing a chewing gum

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34. Shaving your pubic hair in front of one another

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35. Doing a naked dance together

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36. Making ugly faces only to impress each other

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37. Blowing out your belly when you are bloated

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38. Wearing old underwear with holes

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39. Watching Netflix and eating junk food together in smelly clothes

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