25 Things That People With Big Bums Can Relate To

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There are a lot of things we inherit from our ancestors. Whether it is curly hair, blue eyes or other interesting items, what we inherit says a lot about us. One thing that is also possible to inherit is a big backside. Science has officially confirmed(!) that a girl with a big bum increases the chances of a guy looking over his shoulder by about… 400%.

Alright, that part I might have made up, but having a big backside brings its own benefits, but there aren’t that many of them. Having a wide bum brings negative stuff more than anything else, and these 25 things are unfortunately some of the things people with big butts have to go through on a daily basis. We’re sorry, guys.

1. A Venn diagram with no middle ground…

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2. When they wear a short dress…

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3. I want my money back!

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4. Bending over…

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5. Wearing a dress/skirt on a windy day

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6. Big bum means big legs

Big legs mean a few pairs of ripped jeans.

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7. The button has a tendency to pop off…

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8. Oh and this happens too

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9. There is no middle ground, is there?

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10. The sad truth…

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11. You just can’t buy two parts of a bikini that are the same size…

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12. Oops…

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13. Jeans fall off constantly…

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14. You can’t make it through the day without your buttcrack being visible…

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15. Rarely do shorts fit…

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16. A moment of silence for the minutes lost trying on skinny jeans…

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17. It’s a pain getting up from a narrow chair like this

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18. True pie chart here

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19. Your bum is always, always visible through leggings

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20. Walking up stairs without being aware that there’s someone behind you…

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21. Leaving the house without checking if your skirt looks good on both sides…

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22. Walking through a souvenir shop requires extra care…

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23. You have to do a sneaky unbutton during lunch…

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24. Going through a whole day without wearing a wedgie…

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25. And finally, people with big bums simply cannot avoid comments about their pride and joy

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Mind you, after considering all of these issues, calling someone’s big bum their pride and joy is a bit of a stretch…

Source:9gag

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